Thursday, 19 July 2018

nari tap bal


Ukkjh ri cy


egf"kZ xkfyo dej rd ty esa [kM+s la/;k dj jgs FksA vatfy esa ty ysdj lw;Z dks v/;Z nsus ds fy;s tSls gh vatfy Å¡ph dh vkdk”k ekxZ ls foeku esa tk jgs fp= lsu xa/koZ ds iku dh ihd mudh vatqfy esa tk iM+hA egf"kZ xkfyc dks cgqr Øks/k vk;kA “kki rks mUgksus ugh fn;k D;ksfd blls rikscy {kh.k gksrk gS A os }kfjdk JhÑ".k ds lehi x;sA Jh Ñ".k us leqfpr vknj djds vklu fn;kA _f"k ls vkus dk dkj.k iwNk rks Øksf/kr _f"k us fp=lsu dk vijk/k crk;kA
      ^Bhd gS dy lw;kZLr ls iwoZ eSa vkidk vuknj djus okys izeÙk dk o/k dj nw¡xkA JhÑ".k us egf"kZ dks “kkar djrs gq, dgkA xkfyo Jh Ñ".k dks vusdksa vk”khZokn nsrs gq, fonk gq,A xkfyo x;s gh gksxsa fd bUnzyksd ls nsof"kZ ukjn ?kwers gq, }kfjdk vk igq¡psA Jh Ñ".k dh izfrKk tkuh fd egf’kZ xkfyo ds vuknj djus okys dks izk.kn.M nasxsaA nsof"kZ ukjn dks mfpr ugh yxkA D;ksafd xa/koZ ls vijk/k vutkus esa gqvk FkkA nsof"kZ us xa/koZ dks JhÑ".k dh izfrKk ds fo"k; esa crk;k rks Hk; ls ihyk iM+ x;k tc JhÑ".k us izfrKk dj yh rks f=yksd esa dkSu mls cpk ldrk gSA
      vc D;k gS xU/koZ fpUrk esa iM+ x;sA xU/koZ Hkkxs Hkkxs bUnz] ;e] o:.k] czgek] “kadj th lcds ikl “kj.k ysus x;s ysfdu lcdk ,d gh mÙkj FkkA JhÑ".k fo".kq Lo:i mudh izfrKk vVy gS mlesa vc os dqN ugh dj ldrs A xU/koZ gkj x;k VwVk gqvk nsof"kZ ukjn ds ikl vk;k ]^vkius cM+h cM+h my>uksa dks lqy>k;k gSa bls Hkh lqy>kb;s a*nsof"kZ ds pj.k idM+rs og cksyk A FkksM+h nsj vius bdrkjs dks VquVqukrs jgs fQj cksys]^ ;equk rV ij tkvksA jkf= esa dksbZ L=h fn[ks rks mPpLoj ls jksuk izkjEHk djukA og L=h rqEgkjk nq[k nwj djus dh izfrKk djs rc gh vius ladV ds fo"k; esa crkukA*
      ;g dgdj xa/koZ dks rks nsof"kZ us ;equk rV ij Hkst fn;k Lo;a fQj bUnzizLFk uxjh vk;s lh/ks var%iqj esa lh/ks lqenzk ds ikl x;s vkSj ckrksa gh ckrksa esa dgk ]^vkt vk/khjkr dks ,d u{k= vkdk”k esa mRiUu gksxk ;fn ;equk esa Luku djds ml le; fdlh dk nq[k nwj fd;k tk;s rks mldk Qy v{k; gksxkA* lqHknzk nsoh fdlh Hkh iq.; ykHk ls oafpr ugh jguk pkgrh FkhaA vk/kh jkr gksrs gh nsk rhu lsfodkvksa dks lkFk ys ;equk Luku djus igq¡ph ogk¡ x/kZo dh :nu /ofu lqu Luku dj mlds ikl x;hA àn; esa vfr g"kZ Fkk fd iq.; u{k= esa fdlh dk nq[k nwj djds v{k; iq.; Qy ykHk feysxk blfy;s os “kh?kz xa/koZ ds ikl igq¡phA
      fp=lsu us ,d fuxkg lqHknzk nsoh ij Mkyh ysfdu :nu can u fd;kA nsoh us iwNk ]^crkvks rqEgsa D;k d"V gS\ **nsoh vki jktHkou tk;sa vki esjk nq[k nwj ugh dj ik;sxhA eq>s esjs gky ij NksM+ nsaA* lqenzk us tks”k esa dgk ^eSa }kjdk/kh{k Jh Ñ".k dh cgu ik.Mo iRuh izfrKk djrh gw¡ rq> ij tks Hkh tSlh Hkh foifÙk gksxh mls nwj d:¡xhA*
      lqHknzk us vkxzg iwoZd dgk fFk=lsu us ns[kk fd leqnzk us izfrKk dj yh gS rks viuk ladV crk;kA nsof"kZ ml ukVd dks ns[k jgs Fks eqLdjkrs lh/ks }kfjdk igq¡ps A lw;ksZn; cl gqvk gh pkgrk Fkk mUgksus JhÑ".k ls dgk egkjkt vkidh izfrKk dk D;k gksxk tcfd vkidh cfgu lqHknzk us izfrKk dh gS fd os fp=lsu dh j{kk djsxh og mudh “kj.k esa gS vkSj “kj.kkxr dh j{kk djuk viuk /keZ le>rh gSaaaA vc “kL= dSls mBk;sxsa\ m/kj lqenzk us vtqZu dks viuh izfrKk ds fo"k; esa crk;k rks vtqZu us dgk esjh “kfDr esjs loZLo Jh Ñ".k gSa ij “kj.kkxr dk R;kx ugh dj ldrk eq>s muls ;q) djuk gksxkA
      Jh Ñ".k vkSj vtqZu esa rqeqy ;q) izkjEHk gks x;k vius vius fnO; vL=ksa dk iz;ksx djus yxsA vr esa lw;ksZn; ds lkFk gh JhÑ".k us viuk lqn”kZu pØ mBk;k ;g ns[k vtZqu us f”kokL= fudky fy;k nksuksa gh vL= f”ko ea= “kfDr ls c/ks Fks Lo;a f”ko izdV gq;s vkSj Ñ".k ls cksys ]^vkius lnk HkDr dks mPp LFkku fn;k gS vkSj vtqZu vkidk HkDr gS vtqZu us “kj.k esa vk;s izk.kh dks vHk; fn;k gSA HkDr ds gB ds vkxs lnk vki >qdsa gSa vkt Hkh >qduk gksxkA *
      f”ko dh ckr lqudj Ñ".k eqLdjk;s ]^vki dh ftl ij Ñik gSa ml dk vfu"V dSls laHko gSA* mUgksusa pØ okil ys fy;k vtZqu dks xys yxk xU/koZ dks vHk; nku fn;kA ;g ns[k egf"kZ xkfyo Øks/k dh Tokyk ls tyrs cksys ]^Ñ".k rqeus eq>ls izfrKk dh Fkh esjs vijk/kh dks e`R;q naM nksxsa ysfdu rqe lc feydj mlds j{kd cu x;s vc eq>s gh mls naM nsuk gksxk ;g dgdj mUgksus daeMy ls ty fy;k vkSj cksys rqEgsa riLoh czkgE.k dh “kfDr dk irk ugh gS eSa bl v/ke xU/koZ vkSj mlds lc vkJ; nkrkvksa dks HkLe dj nw¡xkA
      tSls gh gkFk Å¡pk mBk;k lqHknzk lkeus vkbZ vkSj cksyh ]^;fn eSa vius ifr ds izfr ,dfu"B gw¡ ]lrh ukjh gw¡ rks ;g ty Hkwfe ij fxjs ugha* rstLoh lqHknzk us egf"kZ xkfyo dh vksj ns[k dj dgk lkFk gh ty egf"kZ ds gkFkksa ij fpid dj jg x;kA
      ^egf"kZ lrh ukjh ds rst ds vkxs lc /kwfey gSA* Jh Ñ".k us dgk yfTtr egf"kZ xkfyc riksou dh vksj c<+ x;sA          
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Thursday, 28 June 2018

fundoo

two anteenas met on a roof fell in love and get married The ceremony was not much but the reception was excellent


two peanuts walked into a bar and one was salted

an invisible man married an invisible woman The kids were nothing to look at either 
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a sucsel 


Monday, 25 June 2018

fundoo


As you exit the plane make sure to gather all your belongings Anything left behind will be distributed among the flight attendants .Please do not leave children or spouse behind .
Ladies and gentlemen welcome your destination please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the captain takes what’s left of our airplane to the gate
Ladies and gentleman we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the  cabin lights .This is for your comfort and to enhance  the appearance of our flight attendants

Sunday, 24 June 2018

fundoo

Abraham Lincoln who invented a hydraulic device for lifting ships over shores was the only Us president to be granted a patent
In 1969 midnight cowboy became the first and only x rated production to win the Acadmy Award for best picture .


fundoo
Your seat belt works like all other seat belts.If you can"t operate your seat belt you should not be out in public unsupervised


Monday, 11 June 2018

maa


ekW ij fy[kk]dfo;ksa us dgk


,d tkusekus laxhrdkj FksA mUgsa ,d vthc lk “kxy Fkk dgha taxy es rUgkbZ esa tk cSB rcyk ctkukA ,d ckj os ns[krs gSa tSls gh mUgksus taxy esa rcyk ctkuk izkjEHk fd;k rcys dh vkokt lqudj cdjh dk uUgk lk cPpk nkSM+ dj vk x;kA tSls tSls laxhrdkj rcyk ctkrs og dwn dwn dj ukprk tkrkA fQj rks tSls ;g ges”kk dk Øe gks x;kA laxhrdkj dk rcyk ctkuk vkSj mls eseus dk mNyuk ukpukA
       ,d fnu tc mu rcyk oknd ls ugh jgk x;k mUgkssus ml eseus ls iwNk]^^ D;k rqe fiNys tUe ds dksbZ laxhrdkj gks ;k fQj laxhr ds eeZK tks “kkL=h; laxhr dk xgjk Kku j[krs gSaA rqEgsa esjh jkx jkfxfu;ksa dh ;s isfpnk jkx dSls le> vk tkrh gSA
       ml eseus us dgk]^^ vkids rcys ij tks peM+k e<+k gS og esjh ek¡ dk gSA tc Hkh blesa ls /ofu cgrh gS eq>s yxrk gS tSls esjh ek¡ I;kj vkSj nqykj Hkjh vkokt ls eq>s iqdkj jgh gS vkSj eSa [kq”kh ls ukpus yxrk gw¡A

lkjs fj”rs tsB nqigjh xeZ gok vkfr”k vaxkjs
>juk nfj;k >hy leanj ehuh lh iqjokbZ vEEkk
?kj ds >hus fj”rs eSus yk[kksa ckj m/kM+rs
pqids pqids dj nsrh Fkh tkus dc rqjikbZ vEek

       D;k lhjr D;k lwjr Fkh ek¡ eerk dh ewjr Fkh
       ik¡o Nq, lkjs dke gq, vEek ,d eqgwjr Fkh

?kksalys esa vkbZ fpfM+;k ls iwNk pwtksa us]^^ ek¡ vkdk”k fdruk cM+k gS pwtksa ds ia[kks ds uhps lesVrh cksyh fpfM+;k lks tkvks bu ia[kksa ls NksVk gSA

  
gj gn ls xqtj xbZ ek¡
cPpksa ds fy;s cktkj esa mrj xbZ ek¡
ek¡ ds ilhus ls ?kj esa egdk, xqykc
vius vjeku [kqn gh dqrj xbZ ek¡
tc ls og vkbZ ?kj esa
vkSyknksa dk dguk gS lq/kj xbZ ek¡
cgw csVs us fd;k Fkk tku ysok geyk tc iqfyl vkbZ rks eqdj xbZ ek¡
vc dsoy ;knksa esa utj vk;sxh rsjh nqfu;k NksM+ dj Åij x;h ek¡
Qwy nqckjk ugh f[kyrs tue nqckjk ugh feyrs
feyrs gSa yksx gtkjksa ij ek¡ cki fQj ugh feyrs
ek¡ Hkys gh i<+h fy[kh u gks ij lalkj dk nqyZHk egRoiw.kZ Kku ek¡ gh i<+krh gS

 tjsZ esa pedrk xkSgj ugh ns[kk ]lwjt us Hkh dHkh uhps mrjdj ugh ns[kk
egcwc gks chch gks cgu gks fd csVh] ek¡ tSlh eqgCcr dk leqUnj ugh ns[kk

   संग्रहित    

Wednesday, 6 June 2018

sangrah se


f=Qyk f=dqVk rwfr;k ik¡pksa ued iarx        
nk¡r ctz le gksr gS ektw Qy ds lax
             
dkSu dgrk gS cq<+kis esa b”d dk flyflyk ugh gksrk
vke Hkh jlhyk ugh gksrk tc rd fiyfiyk ugh gksrk

FkksM+h “kks[kh FkksM+h “kjkjr FkksM+h prqjkbZ
;k [kqnk rqus ;s D;k rLohj cukbZ
tkus dc [kRe gks ckgj dh nkSM+s viuh
tkus fdl oDr gks vanj ds lQj dk vxkt

gj pkHkh ls [kqy tk;s fny ,slk Hkh ukeqefdu gS
;g dqN [kkl le; [kqyrk gS ;g njoktk uke u gks


संग्रह से 

Thursday, 3 May 2018

twins

A woman gave birth to twins juan and Ahmal. Her husband posted in the Army wants to see their first picture She write to him saying "They are twins if youve seen Juan you have seen Ahmal
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