पति को ही बेचने का विज्ञापन

·        xqLls esa Mkyk ifr dks cspus dk foKkiu

baxySaM dh efgyk Vsjslk VuZj us vius ifr jkWo ls rax vkdj mls Qslcqd ij csous dk foKkiu iksLV dj Mkyk mlus foKkiu esa fy[kk^ esjs ikl ,d 33 o’khZ; ifr gS ftldh eq>s t:jr ugha gS vkSj og vc eq>s cnkZ”r ugha gksrk og eq¶r gS vkSj og ?kj vkSj VkW;ysV dk vPNh rjg ?;ku j[krk gS tks igys vk;sxk og mls ys tk ldrk gS A

ets dh ckr rks ;g gS jkWo dks [kjhnus esa dbZ yksxksa us fnypLih fn[kkbZ fdlh us rks ;g Hkh iwNk fd D;k Mhy 30 fnu dh fjVuZ ikfylh ds vUrxZr vkrh gS A Vsjslk dks jkWo dh pck pck dj [kkus dh vknr fcydqy ilan ugh gS A ,d fnu jkWo us tc Vsjslk dks ,sls gh vkokt dk ohfM;ks fn[kk;k rks mls xqLlk vk x;k vkSj mlus ;g foKkiu Qsl cqd ij iksLV dj fn;k A

हस दीजिये जरा देर

laVw vkSj caVw ikuh ihus x;s  est ij ,d fxykl mYVk iM+k Fkk

laVw& bldk rks eqWag  can gS

caVw & gkWa ;kj vkSj uhps ls Hkh VwVk gqvk gS A

टनक् मल जी जनता के  सामने भाषण देने की तयारी कर रहे थे  कि उनका सेक्रेटरी  भागा भागा आया  बाबूजी बाबूजी  बहार एक महिला खड़ी है वह कह रही है कि आप उनके होने वाले बच्चे के बाप हैं
टनक् मल जी घबरा गए जरूर यह विरोधियों की चाल है उन्हें बदनाम  करना चाहते  हैं  भन्नाते हुए वे बाहर आये तो देखा उनकी गर्भवती पत्नी बाहर बैठी है 

वाईस चांसलर बने

 tc ia0 gtkjh izlkn f}osnh dk”kh fgUnw fo”ofo|ky; esa jsDVj Fks rc fdlh izlax esa fo|kfFkZ;ksa dh HkhM+ us mUgsa ?ksj fy;k vkSj viuh ekax euokus ds fy;s “kksj xqy epkus yxsA iafM+r th us fcuk fcpfyr gq, ,d Hkk"k.k >kM+ fn;k vkSj vkjksfir vkos”k iznf”kZr djrs gq, cksys]^ rqe lcus vdkj.k gh esjh voekuuk dh gSA vr,o rqe lcdks eSa Jki nsrk gw¡ fd rqeesa ls izR;sd ,d&,d ckj pkgs bl tUe esa pkgs vxys tUe esa okbl pkalyj vo”; cusA* ;g lqurs gh lc yMds BBkdj g¡l iMs vkSj ruko vka/kh dh rjg mM+ x;kA

fundoo

The metallic age is when you have silver in your hair gold in your teeth and lead in your  feet .

Mother’s day  is  when the kids say that mom is the greatest cook in the world and then prepare a dinner for that proves it

A rich businessman was deeply touched when he arose to speak at a testimonial dinner given in the honor of his 50^Th  business anniversary. His voice trembled when spoke

“when I came to this city” he said “ I walked down the dusty street I had no automobile not even a horse a buggy. My only suit was on my back and the soles of my shoes were getting thin All my possessions I carried in a brown paper sack .our city is good to me . My store has prospered I own a newspaper and radio station .I am a president of a largest bank . I am a member of our leading clubs and I own several business blocks.

After the dinner the business man was approached by a young man who shyly asked ‘ Mister, could you please tell me what you carried in that brown paper sack when you came here 50 years ago?”

Sure son I recall every item .In that bag  I had $300,000 in cash and $ 500.000 in negotiable securities .

Work festinates me I could sit and watch others do it for hours – Jerome

Success is just a matter of luck ask any failure – Earl Wilson

Behind every successful woman there is a man trying to stop her –anon

The world is divided in the two sorts of people There who are willing to work and those who are willing to let them

अदभुत

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अदभुत

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