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two anteenas met on a roof fell in love and get married The ceremony was not much but the reception was excellent

two peanuts walked into a bar and one was salted

an invisible man married an invisible woman The kids were nothing to look at either 

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a sucsel 

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As you exit the plane make sure to gather all your belongings Anything left behind will be distributed among the flight attendants .Please do not leave children or spouse behind .

Ladies and gentlemen welcome your destination please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the captain takes what’s left of our airplane to the gate

Ladies and gentleman we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the  cabin lights .This is for your comfort and to enhance  the appearance of our flight attendants

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Abraham Lincoln who invented a hydraulic device for lifting ships over shores was the only Us president to be granted a patent
In 1969 midnight cowboy became the first and only x rated production to win the Acadmy Award for best picture .


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Your seat belt works like all other seat belts.If you can"t operate your seat belt you should not be out in public unsupervised

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