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welcome to the 21 century

our phones wireless

cooking                fireless

cars                      keyless

food                      fatless

tyres                     tubeless

dress                     sleevless

youth                              jobless

leaders                  shamless

relations               meaningless

Attitude                careless

feeling                   heartless

education              valueless

mobile aya camera khatam

mobile aya wristwatch khatam

mobile aya radio khatam

mobile aya mp3 khatam

mobile aya calcutater khatam

mobile aya sakoon khatam

aur agar apke mobile apki biwi ke hath aya toh maa kasam aap katam

badalti dunia ka esa asarhamo

Once upon a time when window was just a square hole in a room and application was something written on a paper when key board was piano and mouse just an animal .when file was an important office material and hard drive just an uncomfortable road trip the cut was done with knife and paste with glue when web was a spider”s home and blackberry were just fruits . when we had a lot of time for friends and family.

आजकल मोबाइल

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lqcg eksckby U;wt esa vkidk Lokxr gS eq[; lekpkj god morning have a nice day

rkieku & vkt Hkh ,l ,e ,l dh ckfj”k tkjh jgsxh

phone calls ds ckny Nk;s jgsxsa dgh dgha missed calls Hkh gksus dh lEHkkouk gS fnu esa ,d nks ckj vibration ds >Vds yxsxsa vkidk fnu eaxye; gks

ljnkj th ek¡ dh rfc;r [kjkc gqbZ gkWLihVy ys x;s MkDVj us dgk 2 test gksxsa ljnkj tksj tksj ls jksus yxk gs Hkxoku D;k gksxk esjh ek¡ rks vui<+ gSA 

एक sawal

,d loky eq>s ckj ckj ijs”kku dj jgk gS fd NksVh , ch lh Mh cM+h , ch lh Mh ls fdruh NksVh gSaA 

demand of chinese

Chinese president demands Arvind k as a return gift They want to show the world that there is something that losts shorter than chinese pradicate 

ख़त

[kr vk/kh eqykdkr gksrs gSa

gk¡ dqN [kr vk/kh eqykdkr gksrs gSa

blhfy;s rsk ge vkSj vki [kr dh ckV tksgrs gaS

[kr esa dHkh [kqn dks dHkh mudks Vksgrs gSaA

dbZ dbZ [kr eu dks cgqr eksgrs gSa

dbZ [kr nnZ fny dks nksgrs gSaA

]lpeqp cgqr lksgrs gSA

[krksa dh fdruh ifjHkk"kk gSSA

exj [kr dh gj [kr dh

,d gh Hkk"kk gSA

dqN [kr tsB dh /kwi gksrs gSa

dqN lkou dh cjlkr gksrs gSa

[kr vk/kh eqykdkr gksrs gSa

[krksa dh dgkuh lfn;ksa iqjkuh

[krksa dh ckr eqf”dy le>rh

[krksa dh tkr Hkyk fdlus tkuh gSA

[kr dHkh nnZ dHkh [kqf”k;k¡ ck¡Vrs gSaA

[kr dHkh ek¡ cudj t[e lgykrs gSaA

dHkh firk cudj Mksnks gSa

[kr dk fny ls cgqr iqjkuk ukrk gS

[kr esa fy[kk gj “kCn :g rd tkrk gSA

eq>s rks [kr dk gj muoku cgqr Hkkrk gSA

dqN [kr fnol ls mtys

dqN [kr L;kg jSu gksrs gSa

vkius ns[kk gksxk dqN [kr cspSu gksrs gSa

dqN [kr [kkyh [kkyh fujs fn[kkoVh gksrs gSa

dqN [kr lgsts ttckr gksrs gSa

[kr vk/kh eqykdkr gksrs gSa

[kr dHkh rks [kr vaxkj cu ngdrs gSaA

ckcjs [kr tkus dgk¡ tk cgdrs gSa

euehr feyus ij rks [kr dks;y cu pgdrs gSa

[kr ges”kk gh fny dh ckr gksrs gSa

[kr vk¡/kh eSus ns[kk gS ij[kk gS tk¡pk gSA

D;k vkius fcu fny dk [kr dHkh ck¡pk gSA

D;k ugh esjk ;g dFku lpeqp lk¡pk gSA

[kr i<dj D;k ugh vkids eu dk Hkksj ukpk gSa

Qksu lsyqvj ds vkxs [kr gqvk ,d <grk <k¡pk gSA

ij dqN yksx lpeqp nhokus gSa

bl ;qx esa Hkh <w<rs [kr fy[kus ds cgkus gSa

dgs [kr D;k xqtjs gq, tekus gSa

yksx tks pkgsa dgs ys esjk ikxy eu] rks ;s ckr ugh ekus gS

jkst ,d [kr fy[kus dh Bkus gS

gj [kr dh viuh [kq”kcw viuk vankt gksrk gSA

gj [kr esa Nqik fny dk jkt gksrk gSA

gj [kr fy[kus okys “kkgtgk¡ vkSj gj [kr eqerkt gksrk gSA

dqN [kr nhu /keZ tkr gksrs gSa

dqN [kr Qdhjksa dh tekr gksrs gSa

D;k [kr flQZ vk/kh eqykdkr gskrs gSa

dqN [krksa esa [;kc Bgjs gksrs gSa dqN [kr rks lkxj ls Hkh xgjs gksrs gSa

dqN [kr teh dqN vklek¡ gksrs gaSa dqN [kr rks mez Hkj dh nkLrk gksrs gSa

dqN [kr xwt dqN okpky gksrs gSa dqN [kr vius Hkhrj lesVs Hkwpky gksrs gSa

eq>s ljh[ks yksx [krksa dks rjlrs gSa [kr u feyus ij dHkh usuksa dh jkg

dHkh cl :g esa cjlrs gSa dqN [kr nks fnu ds esgeku gksrs gSa

dqN [kr cpiu dh eqLdku gskrs gSa

dqN [kr cq<+kis dh ckr gksrs gSa

dqN [kr tokuh dh jkr gksrs gSa

[kr D;k flQZ vk¡/kh xqykc gksrs gSaA

भगवान् की शिकायत

eSa Åij okyk cksy jgk gw¡ ftlus ;s iwjh nqfu;k cukbZ FkhA Åij okys rax vk pqdk gw¡ eS rqe yksxks ls ?kj dk /;ku rqe j[kks vkSj pksjh gks tk;s rks Åij okys rwus D;k fd;kA xkM+h rqe rst pykvks vkSj /kDdk yx tk;s rks Åij okys rwus ;s D;k fd;kA

       i<+kbZ rqe u djks vkSj QSy gks tkvks rks Åij okys rwus D;k fd;kA ,slk yxrk gS bl nqfu;k esa gksus okys gj xyr dke dk ftEesnkj eSa gw¡A vktdy rqe yksxksa us ,d u;k QS”ku cuk fy;k gS tks dke rqqe yksx u dj ldrs gks mls djus ess eq>s Hkh vleFkZ crk nsrs gksA Åij okyk Hkh Hkz"Vkpkj ugh feVk ldrk Åij okyk Hkh eagxkbZ ugh jksd ldrk Åij okyk Hkh cykRdkj ugh jksd ldrk ;s lc D;k gS

Hk"Vªkpkj fdlus cuk;k eSus

fdlls fj”or ysrs ns[kk gS rqeus eq>s eS rks gok] ikuh] /kwi] vkfn lcds fy;s cjkcj nsrk gw¡A

dHkh ns[kk gS fd B.M ls ds fnuksa esa vEckuh ds ?kj ds Åij eSa rst /kwi ns jgk gw¡A ;k xehZ esa flQZ mlds ?kj ckfj”k gks jgh gSA

mYVk rqe esjs ikl vkrs gks fj”or dh is”kd”k ysdj dHkh yM~Mw dHkh isMs+ dHkh pknj

vkSj gk¡ vkbUnk ls eq>s yM~Mw dh is”kd”k dh rks rqEgkjh [ksj ugh esjs uke ls iwjk fMCck [kjhnrs gks ,d VqdM+k eq> ij Qsad dj ckdh [kqn gh [kk tkrs gksA

;s egxkabZ fdlus cukbZ gS eSus flQZ tehu cukbZ mls IykV cukdj cspk fdlus eSus ikuh cuk;k

mls cksry esa Hkjdj cspk fdlus eSus tkuoj cuk;s

mUgsa eos”kh dgdj cspk fdlus eSus isM+ cuk;s

mUgsa ydM+h dgdj cspk fdlus eSus vkt rd rqEgsa dksbZ oLrq nh rks fdlh oLrq dk iSlk fy;k \

भागते रहो

lgh vkSjr ds ihNs Hkkxksxs rks jkcZV okMªk cuksxsA

xyr vkSjr ds ihNs Hkkxksxs rks fot; ekY;k cuksxsA

,d vkSjr ds ihNs T;knk rks eueksgu flg cuksxsA

       vkSjr ds ihNs ugh Hkkxksxs rks ujsUnz eksnh cuksxsA

lHkh vkSjrks ds ihNs Hkkxksxs rks vklkjke ckiw cuksxsa

       gtkjksa vkrh gSa gtkjksa tkrh gSa gtkjksa galkrh gSa

gtkjksa :ykrh gSa ysfdu esjs nksLr lkFk ogh fuHkkrh gSa

       tks Mksyh esa vkrh gSa vkSj xys iM+ tkrh gSaA 

आनंदम

u;s lj us Dykl esa iwNk ,d egku oSKkfud dk uke crkvks

yM+dk& vkfy;k HkÍ

lj& ;g lh[ks gks

nwljk & rksryk gS lj vk;Z HkÍ cksy jgk gSA 

चन्द्रमा राम के नाम के साथ

tc pk¡n dk /khjt NqV x;k og j?kquanu ls :B x;k

cksyk jkr dks vkyksfdr ge gh us djs gS

Lo;a f”ko us gesa vius flj is /kjk gS

rqeus Hkh rks mi;ksx fd;k gekjk gS gekjh gh pk¡nuh eas fl;k dks fugkjk gS

lhrk ds :i dks ge gh us laHkkjk gS

pk¡n ds rqY;k mudk eq[kM+k fu[kkjk gS

ftl oDr ;kn esa lhrk dh

rqe pqids pqids jksr Fks

ml oDr rqEgkjs lax esa cl

ge gh tkxrs gksrs Fks

lathouh ykšxk

y[ku dks cpkÅxk

guqeku us rqEgsa dj rks fn;k vk”olr

exj viuh pk¡nuh fc[kjkdj

ekxZ eSus gh fd;k Fkk iz”kLr

rqeus guqeku ds xys yxk;k

exj gekjk dgh uke Hkh u vk;k

jko.k dh e`R;q ls eSa Hkh izlUu Fkk

rqEgkjh fot; ls izQqfYyr eu Fkk

eSus Hkh vkdk”k ls i`Foh ij >k¡dk

xxu esa flrkjksa dh djhus ls Vkadk

lHkh us rqEgkjk fot;ksRlo euk;k

lkjs uxj dks nqYgu lk ltk;k

bl volj ij rqeus lHkh dks cqyk;k

crkvks eq>s fQj D;ksa rqeus Hkqyk;k

D;ksa rqeus viuh fot;ksRlo Fkk

vekoL;k dh jkr dks euk;k

vxj rqe viuk mRlo fdlh vkSj fnu eukrs

vk/ks v/kwjs gh lgh ge Hkh “kkfey gks tkrs

eq>s lrkrs gSa fp<+krs gS yksx

vkt Hkh nhokyh vekoL;k esa gh eukrs gaS yksx

rks jke us dgk D;ksa O;FkZ es ?kcjkrs gks

tks dqN [kksrk gS ogh rks ikrk gS

tks rq>s vc yksx u lrk;sxs

vkt ls lc rsjk eku gh c<+k;sxsa

tks eq>s jke dgr Fks ogh vkt ls jkepUnz dgdj cqyk;sxsa

t; Jhjke 

कोर्ट मार्शल

vkehZ dksVZ :e esa vkt ,d dsl vuks[kk yM+k FkkA

Nkrh rku vQljksa ds vkxs QkSth cyoku [kM+k FkkA

fcuk gqDe cyoku rwus ;s dne dSls mBk fy;k

fdlls iwN ml jkr rw nq”eu dh lhek esa tk fy;kA

cyoku cksyk ljth ;s crkvksa fd os nks fdlls iwN ds vk;s Fks

lkss;s QkSaft;ksa ds flj dkVus dk Qjeku dkSu ls cki ls yk;s FksA

cyoku dk tckc esa loky toko vQljksa dks ilan ugh vk;k

vkSj chp okys vQlj us fy[kus ds fy;s tYnh ls isu mBk;kA

,d cksyk cyoku gesa Åij tckc nsuk gS

vkSj rsjs dVs gq, flj dks iwjk fglkc nsuk gS

rsjh bl djrwr us gekjh ukd dVk nh vUrjk”Vªh; fcjknjh esa rwus Fkw Fkw djk nh

cyoku [kwu dk dM+ok ?kwaV ih dj jg x;k vk¡[k esa vk;k vkalw Hkhrj dks gh ih x;kA

cksyk th lkgc vxj dksbZ vkidh ek¡ dh bTtr ywVrk gks vkidh cgu ;k iRuh dks ljs vke ekjrk dwVrk gks

vki igys vius cki dk gqDeukek ykvksxs ;k fQj vius ?kj dh ywVrh bTtr [kwn cpkvksxsA

vQlj uhps >kadus yxk ,d gh txg rkdus yxk cyoku cksyk lkgc th vksnk xaokj gS cl bruk tkurk gw¡

dkSu dgk¡ gS ns”k dk nw”eu ljgn is idM+k [kM+k igpkurk gw¡A

lh/kk lk vkneh gw¡ lkgc eSa oks vkneh ugh gw¡ FkIiM+ [kk fd xky vkxs dj nw eSa xk¡/kh ugh gw¡A

vxj ljgn ij [kM+s gksdj xksyh u pykus dh xquk nh gS rks fQj lkgc th ekQ djuk ;s dkgs dh vktknh gSA lwuksa lkgc th ljgn isa tc tc Hkh yM+kbZ fNM+h gS Hkkjr ek¡ nq”eu ls ugh vki tSlks ls gkjrh vkbZ gSA

oksVksa dh jktuhfr lkgc th yksdra= dk eSy gS vkSj Hkkjrh; lsuk bl jktuhfr dh j[ksy gSaA

;s D;k gqDe nsxsa gesa tks [kqn gh fHk[kkjh gSaA fdUuj gS lkjs ds lkjs u dksbZ uj gS u ukjh gSA

T;knk dqN dgw¡ rks lkgc th nksuksa gkFk tksM+ ds ekQh gS nq”eu dk is”kkc fudyus dks rks gekjh vk¡[k gh dkQh gSA

vkSj lkgc th ,d ckr crkvks orZeku ls FkksM+k ihNs tkvks dkjfxy esa tc eSus viuk iatkc oky ;kj tloar [kks;k Fkk vki xokg gks lkgc th ml oDr eSa fcydqy ugh jks;k FkkA [kqn mlds “kjhj dks mlds xk¡o tkdj eSa mrkj dj vk;k FkkA mlds nksuksa cPpksa dks flj lkgcth eSa iqpdkj dj vk;k FkkA ij ml fnu jks;k eSa tc mldh ?kjokyh gkSalyk NksM+rh fn[kh vkSj y?kq lfpoky; esa oks pijklh ds gkFk ik¡o tksM+rh fn[khA vkx yx x;h lkgc th fny fd;k fd lcds NDds NqM+k nw¡ pijklh vkSj ml pfj=ghu vQlj dks eSa xksyh ls mM+k nw¡A

,d yk[k dh vkl esa HkkHkh vkt Hkh /kDds [kkrh gSa nks eklweksa dh peM+h /kwi esa ;w gh >qylh tkrh gSaA

vkSj lkgc th “kghn tksxUnj dks rks ugh Hkwysa gksxsa vki ?kj esa toku cgu Fkh ftlh vkSj va/kk Fkk ftlds cki gj jkst yM+dh dks dejs esa can djds vkrs gSa vkSj LVs”ku ij ,d :i;s ds fy;s tksj ls fpYykrs gSaA

irk ugh fdrus tksfxUnj tloar ;w viuh tku xokrs gSaA vkSj muds ifjtu eklwe cPps ;w¡ njnj dh Bksdjsa [kkrs gSaA Hkjs xys ls rhljk vQlj cksyk ckr dks vkSj T;knk u c<+kvksa ml jkr D;k gqvk Fkk cl ;s gh viuh lQkbZ esa crkvksA

Hkjk vk¡[kksa ls galrs gq, cyoku cksyus yxk mldk gj cksy lcds dystksa dks Nhyus yxkA

lkgc th ml geys dh jkr geus lans”k Hksts yxkrkj lkr gj ckj dh rjg dksbZ tckc ugh vk;k

nks toku ekjs x;s ij dksbZ fglkc ugh vk;k

pkSdh is tes tcku yxkrkj xksyhckjh esa ekjs tk jgs Fks

vkSj gesa nq”eu ls ugh vius gSMDokVj ls gkjs tk jgs FksA

fQj nq”eu ds gkFk esa dVkj ns[k esjk flj pdjk x;k

xqjesy dk dVk gqvk flj tc nq”eu ds gkFk esa vk x;kA

QSad fn;k VªkalfeVj eSus vkSj dqN Hkh lw> ugh vkbZ FkhA

fcu vkns”k ds igyh erZck lj eSus canwd mBkbZ FkhA

xqjesy dk flj fy;s nq”eu js[kk ikj dj x;s

ihNs ihNs eSa Hkh vius ik¡o mldh /kjrh is /kj x;k

ij okil gkj ds eq¡g ns[k ds ugh vk;k gw¡

oks ,d dkV dj ys x;s Fks eSa nks dkVdj yk;k gw¡A

bl c;ku dk dksVZ es u tkus dSlk vlj x;k

iwjs gh dejs esa ,d lUukVk ilj x;k

iwjs dk iwjk ekgkSy cl ,d gh loky esa [kks jgk Fkk

fd dksVZ ek”kZy QkSth dk Fkk ;k iwjs ns”k dk gks jgk Fkka