whatsapp se

welcome to the 21 century

our phones wireless

cooking                fireless

cars                      keyless

food                      fatless

tyres                     tubeless

dress                     sleevless

youth                              jobless

leaders                  shamless

relations               meaningless

Attitude                careless

feeling                   heartless

education              valueless

mobile aya camera khatam

mobile aya wristwatch khatam

mobile aya radio khatam

mobile aya mp3 khatam

mobile aya calcutater khatam

mobile aya sakoon khatam

aur agar apke mobile apki biwi ke hath aya toh maa kasam aap katam

badalti dunia ka esa asarhamo

Once upon a time when window was just a square hole in a room and application was something written on a paper when key board was piano and mouse just an animal .when file was an important office material and hard drive just an uncomfortable road trip the cut was done with knife and paste with glue when web was a spider”s home and blackberry were just fruits . when we had a lot of time for friends and family.

शायरी संग्रह से

       lk/kq bruk nhft, tkesa dqVqe lek;

              eS Hkh Hkw[kk uk jgw¡ lk/kq u Hkw[kk tk;s

nqfu;k esa gw¡ nqfu;k dk rycxkj ugh gw¡

       cktkj ls xqtjk gw¡ [kjhnkj ugh gw¡

                           ¼vdcj bykgkcknh½

ek¡x dj rqe ls [kq”kh yw¡ eq>s eatwj ugh

       fdl dk ek¡xh gqbZ nkSyr esa Hkyk gksrk gSa

tykvks fn;s ij jgs /;ku bruk va/ksjk /kjk ij dgha jg u tk,

[kqys eqfDr dk og fdj.k }kj txex Å"kk tk u ik, fu”kk vk u ik,

,d fn;k bl pkS[kV] ,d fn;k ml rk[ks ,d fn;k ml cjxn rys tykuk tkuk fQj tkuk

vkvks fQj ls fn;k tyk,sa Hkjh nqigjh esa vf/k;kjk lwjt ijNkbZ ls gkjk

varjeu dk usg fupkSM+s cq>h gqbZ ckrh lqyxk,sa vkvks fQj ls fn;k tyk,sa

                                         ¼ vVy fcgkjh cktis;h ½

HkVdrh jgh ;w gh gj canxh feyh u dgha ls dks jks”kuh

Nqik Fkk dgha HkhM+ esa vkneh gqvk eq>esa jks”ku [kqnk nsj ls

¼funk Qktyh½

esjk nkx , fny ls gS jks”kuh mlh jks”kuh ls gS ftanxh

eq>s Mj gS ,s esjs pkjkxj ;s pjkx rw gh cq>k u ns

                                         ¼ “kdhy cank;wuh½

o`ankou ds /kke dks eje u tkus dks;

Mky Mky vkSj ikr ikr is jk/kk ek/ko gks;

xwaats esjs xhr u;s oh.kk okfnuh ds dj rkj esa

uo izdk”k dh fdj.k galks rqe cq>s gq, bl va/kdkj esa

                                  ¼jke dqekj oekZ½

jax dkyk ;k mtyk ugh gksrk og laosnukvksa dk viorZu gksrk gS

tks lcls dkys dks lcls mtyk cuk nsrk gSA

ihfM+r thou gS [kycy t; ykyw

       “kks"k.k eu dh rw gypy t; ykyw

;g fny dqfV;k gS lUrksa dh ;gk¡ jktk fHk[kkjh D;k

      s

nhnkj esa tjnkj gS xksVk fdukjh D;k 

हास्य शायरी

egfQy esa gekjs twrs [kks x;s rks ge ?kj dSls tk;sxsa egfQy fdlh us dgk vki “kk;jh rks “kq: dhft;s brus feysxsa fd vki fxu ugh ik;saxs 

आजकल मोबाइल

ueLdkj

lqcg eksckby U;wt esa vkidk Lokxr gS eq[; lekpkj god morning have a nice day

rkieku & vkt Hkh ,l ,e ,l dh ckfj”k tkjh jgsxh

phone calls ds ckny Nk;s jgsxsa dgh dgha missed calls Hkh gksus dh lEHkkouk gS fnu esa ,d nks ckj vibration ds >Vds yxsxsa vkidk fnu eaxye; gks

ljnkj th ek¡ dh rfc;r [kjkc gqbZ gkWLihVy ys x;s MkDVj us dgk 2 test gksxsa ljnkj tksj tksj ls jksus yxk gs Hkxoku D;k gksxk esjh ek¡ rks vui<+ gSA 

प्रभु से

gs izHkks lEifÙk nkrk nzO; gedks nhft;s

iq=x.k dks eqR;qdj ls eqDr d`i;k dhft;s

vkSj bl lalkj esa pkgs u dqN Hkh dhft;s

fdUrq bu vf/kdkfj;ksa dks cqf} FkksM+h nhft;s

एक sawal

,d loky eq>s ckj ckj ijs”kku dj jgk gS fd NksVh , ch lh Mh cM+h , ch lh Mh ls fdruh NksVh gSaA 

demand of chinese

Chinese president demands Arvind k as a return gift They want to show the world that there is something that losts shorter than chinese pradicate