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       MkW0 vejukFk dks jlxqYys cgqr fiz; FksA ,d ckj ,d nkor esa mUgksusa vius lEeq[k j[ks jlxqYys ls Hkjh ,d IysV dks ns[kdj Jh Hkxorh pj.k oekZ ls dgk] Hkxorhpj.k ;g jlxqYyk vPNk gS ,d vkSj [kkvksA** >k lkgc ds vkzxzg dks Lohdkj dj tc Hkxorh ckcw jlxqYys dks IysV ij j[kdj dkaVs ls nckdj Nqjh ls mlds VqdMs djus yxs rc >k lkgc ls ugha jgk x;k vkSj os cksy mBs] **Hkxorh pj.k jlxqYys dkaVs Nqjh ls ugha [kk;s tkrs ;g ,sls [kk;k tkrk gS vkSj /khjs&/khjs ,d&,d mBkdj xi&xi lkr jlxqYys >k lkgc ds eqWag essa izos”k dj x;sA

       Nk=kokl esa tc lHkh Nk=ksa dks Hkkstu ijkslk x;k rks dbZ Nk=ksa us IysV esa j[kh lCth dks ns[kdj ukd HkkSa fldksM+ yhA [kkus essa cSaxu dk Hkqjrk Fkk rFkk dqN tyh gqbZ jksfV;kWA Nk=ksa us ikuh feyk;k vkSj IysVsa nwj f[kldk nhaA Hkkstu d{k ds ckgj gh ,d O;fDr Nk=ksa }kjk mrkjs iMs+ vO;ofLFkr twrksa dks ykbu esa yxk jgk Fkk] “kksj lqudj og O;fDr vanj vk;k vkSj Nk=ksa }kjk fcxkMs [kkus dks [kkus yxkA

       yM+dksa ls u jgk x;k] mUgksusa nwljh IysV eaxkus ds fy;s dgk rks ml O;fDr us jksdrs gq, dgk** rqe yksxksa dks ekyqe ugha Fkk rqEgkjs vkl&ikl gh cfLr;ksa esa ,sls yksx Hkh jgrs gSa ftudks ;g Hkh [kkus dks fey tk;s rks tks rqeus Qaasdk gS rks os Hkw[ks ugha lks;sxsaA exj rqe yksxksa us [kkus dks bl yk;d Hkh ugha  NksMk fd ;g fdlh dks fn;k tk ldsA blfy;s lkspk ;fn eSa bls [kk ywa rks esjk [kkuk rks fdlh Hkw[ks dks fn;k tk ldsxkA

       vUu ds vuknj dks lcls cM+k vijk/k ekuus okyk ;g O;fDr Fkk MkW0 tkfdj gqlSuA

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       vCckl gqlSuh **ehj Lekjd deSVh** ds v/;{k Loj ckcw Hkxorhpj.k oekZ dks viuk ,d laLej.k lqukrs gq, cksys **chl gtkj :Ik;s dh t:jr Fkh mUuhl gtkj gks pqds FksA fnekx dke dj x;kA fØdsV dSIVu iVksnh us mu fnuksa baXyS.M esa igyh lsapqjh cuk;h Fkh eSusa iVksnh dh ekW dks eqckjd ckn dk rkj Hkst fn;k vkSj yxs gkFkksaa Lekjd ds pans dh ekax dj nhA cl fe;k¡ nl jkst esa nl gtkj ds pSd vk x;sA

       **okg! ;kj gqlSuh] **Hkxorh ckcw cksys** iVkSnh us tokuh esa lSdM+k gh ekjk rqeus rks cq<kis esa gtkjk**A

       izfl) miU;kldkj “kjrpUnz ds ledkyhu iz[;kr miU;kldkj misUnzukFk xaxksik/;k; ckjg lky dh odkykr NksM+dj Hkkxyiqj esa dydRrk lkfgR; {ks= dh vksj py iMs+ A Hkkxyiqj esa ,d fe= us muls dgk] **tks odhy vius is”ks esa dke;kc ugha gksrk ogh odkykr NksMdj lkfgR; jpus tkrk gSA rqe D;ksa tk jgs gks\ misUnz ukFk us tckc fn;k] **”kjkch ls iwNks brus yksx lkeus ls drjk dj pys tkrs gSa ysfdu ogh D;ksa rkMh [kkus esa ?kql iMrk gSSA

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Ckkr mu fnuksa dh gS tc ekdZ V~osu viuk ,d lekpkj i= fudkyrs FksA ,d fnu mUgsa ,d ikfBdk dk i= izkIr gqvkA ikfBdk us iwNk& **Jheku th esjs lekpkj i= esa ls ,d edM+h fudyh gS d`i;k crkus dk d"V djsa fd ;g nqHkkZX; dk lwpd gS ;k lkSHkkX; dk**

       ekdZ V~osu us mRrj fn;k** lekpkj i= esa ls edMh dk fudyuk lkSHkkX; ;k nqHkkZX; dk lwpd ugha gS edMh rks lekpkj esa ;g ns[k jgh Fkh fd gekjs lekpkj esa fdl foØsrk dk foKkiu ugha gSA ftlls og mldh nqdku esa tkdj brehuku ls viuk ?kj cukdj lkjh vk;q vkjke ls jg ldrh gSA**

       ,d uo ys[kd us ,d iqLrd fy[khA viuh iqLrd dh izfr ysdj og cVªsaM jlsy ds ikl igqapkk vkSj jlsy ls izkFkZuk dh fd og mldh iqLrd dh leh{kk dj nsA

       jlsy us iqLrd myV&iyV dj ns[kh mlesa ys[kd us Lo;a muds cgqr lkjs m)j.k “kkfey fd;s gq, gSaA iqLrd dks ys[kd dks ykSVkrs gq, fVIi.kh fy[kh] ** eq>s viuh gh iz’kalk djrs gq, “kje vkrh gSaA**

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lkejesaV ekWe igyh ckj viuh jpuk;sa ysdj fo”ofo|ky; if=dk ^iap* ds laiknd ds ikl igqapsA laiknd egksn; mudh jpuk;sa myV&iyV dj ns[k gh jgs Fks fd vpkud ekWe iwN cSBs] **egksn; ys[kd cuus dk izkWij pSuy D;k gS**A

       laEiknd us jpukvksa dks ,d vksj j[krs gq, ekWe dks Åij ls uhps ns[kk vkSj dgk **,slh jpukvksa ds fy;s izkij pSuy] **baxfy”k pSuy** ¼leqnz½ gSA**

       ;g nwljh ckr gS fd ekWe ckn esa fo”o fo[;kr ys[kd cusA

       vaxzsth ds izfl) ys[kd ckWytd ,d ckj Vgyrs gq, ,d ljk; ds ikl igqaps rks muds flj esa nnZ gksus yxkA ljk; ds ekfyd ls lj nnZ dh dksbZ nok nsus dh izkFkZuk dhA mlus ,Lizks dh fVfd;k nsrs gq, dgk **tukc] gekjs xkWo esa izfrfnu ,d O;fDr fdlh u fdlh chekjh ls ej tkrk gSA tcfd -------------**

       ,Lizks dh fVfd;k fuxyrs gq, ckWytd us dgk] **HkbZ tjk ;g irk yxk yks fd vkt dk dksVs dk vkneh pyk x;k ;k ugha**A

                      

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,d ckj fdlh us tktZ cukZMZ “kkW dks i= fy[kk mlesa ml O;fDr us “kkW ds ctk; “kkWe fy[k fn;kA “kkWe ns[kdj cukZMZ “kkW cgqr Øksf/kr gq, fd ew[kZ esjk uke Hkh fy[kuk ugha tkurkA mUgksusa viuh iRuh dks i= fn[kkrs gq, dgk] **”kkWe rks “kk;n dksbZ “kCn Hkh ugha gSA** bl ij iRuh us “kCn dks"k [kksyk vkSj “kkWe “kCn ns[kdj “kkW dks fn[kk;k “kkWe dk vFkZ Fkk **,d iqjkuh fdLe dk lkt tks vc dke esa ugha yk;k tkrkA**

       tktZ cukZMZ “kkW dks ,d ckj fMuj ikVhZ dk fueU=.k feykA ikVhZ ds la;kstdksa us xyrh ls mudh est ij lkfe"k Hkkstu j[k fn;k “kkW “kkdkgkjh FksA os pqipki gkFk ij gkFk /kjs cSBs jgsA ,d lTtu dh mu ij utj iM+hA [kkus dk vkxzg djrs&djrs u [kkus dk dkj.k iwNk rks “kkW us mRrj fn;k] **bZ”oj us eq>s isV fn;k gS dfczLrku ugha blesa “kkd] Hkkth ds fy;s rks txg gS] eqnksZa ds fy;s ughaA** 

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Lo0 ve`r yky ukxj izSl dh v”kqf);ksa ls cgqr fp<+rs FksA ,d laLej.k lqukrs gq, Hkxorh ckcw ls cksys] ** ;g nsf[k;s ik.Mqfyfi esa fy[kk gS **dkSaflyksa esa lhV vkSj ;gk¡ Nik gS ?kkaslysa esa chVA**

       tktZ cukZMZ ”kkW “kknh ls ,d fnu igys oQZ ij fQly iMs vkSj pksV [kk cSBsA bl pksV dh otg ls os ysVs Fks fd muds iqjkus fe= muls feyus pys vk;sA dqN rks fookg dh [kq’”h vkSj dqN vfrfFk Lokxr dh mRdV vfHkyk"kk tktZ cukZMZ “kkW nkSM iM+s ij nks gh dne ds ckn pkjksa [kkus fpÙk iM x;sA buds fe= vkSj mifLFkr yksxksa dk galrs&galrs cqjk gky FkkA

       yksx mUgsa mBkus nkSMs+ rks vutku ls curs cksys] **vksg vki yksx xyr le> jgs gSa eSa detksjh ds dkj.k fxjk ugha gw¡ eSa rks vkjke djuk pkgrk Fkk] ;gha ij blfy;s cSB x;k**A viuh gkftj tckch ls yksxksa ds galrs eq¡g can djk fn;sA

       cukZMZ “kkW tc toku Fks rc mUgsa lkbfdy lh[kus dh /kqu lokj gqbZA /khjs&/khjs dqN pykuk vk x;k rks mUgsa dqN lkgfld <ax ls lkbfdy pykus dh lw>h fdUrq dqN nwj tkdj lkbfdy myV xbZA lkbfdy Åij “kkW uhps muds ?kqVus esa dqN pksV vkbZa FkhA ,d lTtu cksys] **vjs czkaMh ykvks ekfy”k djus ls rqjar vkjke gks tk;sxkA**

       ;g lqurs gh “kkW fpYyk;s] **vjs D;k djrs gks csodwQks eq>s ekj Mkyus dk bjknk gS D;k ekfy”k djrs&djrs gh ihus dh vknr Hkh gks tkrh gSA**

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fonw"kd

fdlh jkT; esa  ,d jktk Fkk vius fonw"kd ls og fdlh ckr ij ukjkt gks x;k vkSj fcnq"kd dks ltk;s ekSr lquk nhA

       vfUre fnu ejus ls igys fcnq"kd dh vfUre bPNk iwNh xbZ rks mlus jktk ds n'kZu djus pkgsA

       fygktk mls jktnjckj esa yk;k x;k vkSj n'kZu djk;s x;sA

       njckj es okil tkrs fcnq"kd us ihNs eqM+dj ns[kk vksj cqncqnk;k] yxrs rks ugha] ij 'kk;n gksaxsA

       ;g fØ;k mlus dbZ ckj dh ftlls jktk ds eu esa mRlqdrk gqbZ fd vkf[kj ,slh D;k ckr gSA var esa mlls jgk ugh x;k vkSj dkj.k iwaN gh fy;kA

       tgk¡iukg] cpiu esa ,d T;ksfr"kh us crk;k Fkk fd esjh ekSr fdlh ew[kZ ds gqDe ls gksxh] blfy;s eSa bl nqfo/kk esa gw¡ fd vki yxrs rks gS ugha ij 'kk;n gksA

       jktk <gkdk yxkdj gal iM+kA og fcnw"kd dh prqjkbZ le> x;k vkSj flikfg;ksa ls dgk] bls NksM+ nks ge rks etkd dj jgs FksA

       bl  izdkj viuh prqjkbZ ls fcnw"kd us viuh tku cpkbZA

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Lkksus dh jksVh

      

fo'ofot; ij fudys fldanj us ,d ckj ,sls uxj ij p<+kbZ dh tgk¡ fugRFkh fL=;k¡s ds flok dksbZ ugha FkkA fldanj cM+s lksp esa iM+ x;k fd bu fugRFkh vkSjrksa ls fdl izdkj ;q¼ fd;k tk; lksprs lksprs Hkkstu dk le; gks x;kA mls cgqr Hkw[k yxh Fkh] mlus dgk]^ eq>s Hkw[k yxh gs dqN Hkkstu gS rks nks *fL=;ksa us diM+sa ls <dh Fkkfy;k¡ mlds lkeus j[k nhA fldanj us diM+k gVk;k rks ns[k Lo.kZ gh Lo.kZ Hkw[k ls O;kdqy fldanj us dgk] ^;g lksuk dSlk [kk;k t ldrk gS eq>s rks jksfV;k¡  pkfg;sA*

       rc ,d efgyk us mÙkj fn;k ]^;fn lksuk u [kk;k tkrk gksrk vkSj dsoy jksfV;k¡ gh [kkus ds dke vkrh gksrh rks D;k rqqEgkjs ns'k esa jksfV;k¡ ugh Fkh fd rqe nwljksa dh jksfV;k¡ Nhuus dks fudy iM+s\ *

       fldanj 'kh?kz gh ogk¡          ls ykSV x;k mlus uxj ds }kj ij ,d f'kykys[k Hkh fy[kok;k ^vKkuh fldanj dks bl uxj dh egku ukjh us cgqr vPNk laokn fn;k FkkA *     

               

      

       

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[ksy gh [ksy

fnekxh dljr

,d  Fkky esa djhc chl NksVh NksVh oLrq,sa ltk nsa A mnkgj.k ds fy;s  cVu]lqbZ ]/kkxk fcanh dk iÙkk]nok dk iÙkk pkdwvkfn ml ij  diM+k Mky dj ikVhZ esa  chp est ij j[k nsa Avc lc lnL;ksa dks dkxt o isu ;k isfUly nsa A nks feuVds fy;s Fkky ij ls diM+k gVk nsa vkSj lc dks vPNh rjg ls  ns[k ysus nsa  fQj diM+k <d nsa  vkSj Fkky esa j[kh oLrqvksa dks  ;kn dj fy[kus ds fy;s dgsa  tks lcls T;knk  oLrqvksa ds uke fy[ksxk og fot;h  gksxk A

‘kCn cukvks

bl [ksy esa vaxzsth ds nks ;k rhu o.kZ}; fn;s tkrs gSa muls  ‘kCksa dk fuekZ.k djuk gksrk gS A igys ls ftrus izfrHkkxh gksa  mrus dkxtksa ij  o.kZ}; fy[k dj nsnsa  Amnkgj.kkFkZ%,e ih]chch ]lhMCyw vc buls ‘kCn cukus gSa

,eih% e/; izns’k] euh izkfQV ] eEeh ikik  ekrk firk] esaVy ihlA

chch % caVh vkSj ccyh] cM+s HkS;k] HkkbZ HkkHkh]cM+h cgw] cksfj;k fcLrj vkfn

lh MCyw % Dykl odZ]dSV okd]dksydkrk okyh] dqanu odZ A

;g /;ku jgs  ‘kCn fuekZ.k  esa nksuksa ‘kCn vkil esa lacaf/kr gksa vyx vyx ugha A tks ,d feuV esa lcls vf/kd ‘kCnksa dk fuekZ.k djsxk  og fot;h gksxk A

fjDr LFkku Hkjks

 cpiu esa  bErgku ds ipsZ esa ,d  iz’u gy djuk gksrk Fkk fjDr LFku Hkjks  A rc og dkslZ esa  ls  vkrs Fks  ysfdu vc mls gh [ksy ds :i esa [ksy dj  cpiu dks ykSVk ykb;s A ;g dbZ :i esa [ksyk tk  ldrk gS ]tSlh lHk gks mlh izdkj ds  iz’u cukb;s A mnkgj.k  ,d vke fdVh ikVhZ ds fy;s gS ]

1-  & e  fn &   &   & ds  l & & ( ge fny ns pqds lue)

2-  ca &  & j   c & &             ( caVh vkSj ccyh )

3-  jk &  & j   &  e              (jke vkSj ‘;ke)

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tkus ekus ys[kd ,oa i=dkj iaf.Mr cukjlh izlkn prqosZnh fnYyh tkus ds cgqr le; ckn dq.Ms”oj vk;s rks vius ifjfpr xzkeh.kksa dks [kq”kgky ns[k Qwys u lek;sA

       ,d fnu fudVorhZ d`f"kQkeZ esa Qlyksa ds BwaB ns[kdj ogk¡ ds v/kh{kd ls lgt iwNk] **D;k bu [ksrksa esa vkius xsgw¡ cks;k FkkA**

       v/kh{kd us mRrj fn;k] ** [kfygku esa j[kk gS**A

       ets esa vk nknkth cksys] cpiu esa lquk Fkk vkt ns[k fy;k**A mifLFkr O;fDr le> u lds rks cksys] **vjs ogh dgsa [ksr dh lqusa [kfygku dh**A

       Lo0 ve`r yky ukxj izSl dh v”kqf);ksa ls cgqr fp<+rs FksA ,d laLej.k lqukrs gq, Hkxorh ckcw ls cksys] ** ;g nsf[k;s ik.Mqfyfi esa fy[kk gS **dkSaflyksa esa lhV vkSj ;gk¡ Nik gS ?kkaslysa esa chVA**

       tktZ cukZMZ ’kkW “kknh ls ,d fnu igys oQZ ij fQly iMs vkSj pksV [kk cSBsA bl pksV dh otg ls os ysVs Fks fd muds iqjkus fe= muls feyus pys vk;sA dqN rks fookg dh [kq’”h vkSj dqN vfrfFk Lokxr dh mRdV vfHkyk"kk tktZ cukZMZ “kkW nkSM iM+s ij nks gh dne ds ckn pkjksa [kkus fpÙk iM x;sA buds fe= vkSj mifLFkr yksxksa dk galrs&galrs cqjk gky FkkA

       yksx mUgsa mBkus nkSMs+ rks vutku ls curs cksys] **vksg vki yksx xyr le> jgs gSa eSa detksjh ds dkj.k fxjk ugha gw¡ eSa rks vkjke djuk pkgrk Fkk] ;gha ij blfy;s cSB x;k**A viuh gkftj tckch ls yksxksa ds galrs eq¡g can djk fn;sA

cats call

to day my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking .Almost succeeded .Must try this at the top of their stairs. In an attempt to repulse these  vile oppressors.I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair must try these on their bed



There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices I was placed in solitary .however I could hear the noise and smell the food more importantly I over heard that my importance was due to my power
of allergies must learn how to use it to my advantage.