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lj “kkg eqgEen lqyseku cgqr gh ckrwuh tt FksA ,d ckj lj rst cgknqj lwi lqyseku ds lkeus ,d eqdnes dh cgl dj jgs FksA blh chp phQ tfLVl lj xzheoqM fe;;Z rFkk U;k;/kh”k lsu dh vnkykr esa nwljs eqdnesa dh iqdkj gqbZ ftlesa lj rst cgknwj liw dks gkftj gksdj cgl djuh FkhA phQ tfLVl us lj pkYlZ ,YVu ls tks ml le; vnkyr esa ekStwn FksA iwNk vki crk ldrs gSa fd lj rst dgk¡ gSA rqjUr O;axkRed mÙkj feyk ekbZ ykMZ lj rst cgknwj cxy dh vnkyr esa cgl djus ds cnys lj “kkg eqgEen lqyseku dh cgl lqu jgs gSaA

eqgEen ulhe vius le; ds yC/k izfrf"Br odhy FksA ml le; lj othj glu muds twfu;j ds rkSj ij dke dj jgs FksA ulhe lkgc us dks ,dk,d dk;Zo”k y[kuÅ ds ckgj tkuk iM+kA vr ,o vius lc eqdneksa dh iSjoh vius twfu;j lj Jh othj glu ij NksM+dj x;sA ulhe lkgc dh xSj gkftjh esa ,sls gh ,d eqdnesa dh lquokbZ lj yqbZl LVqvVZ U;k; dfe”uj vo/k dh vnkyr ls “kq: gqbZA lj othj glu us tksj nkj nyhysa is”k dh fdUrq tt Jh LVqvVZ ij mldk dksbZ izHkko ugh iM+kA eqofDdy ;g rek”kk csap ij cSBk ns[k jgk FkkA og viuh txg ls mBdj tt lkgc ds lkeus [kM+k gks x;k vkSj gkFk tksM+dj [kMs+ gks x;kA tt us vius is”kdkj ls dgk fd og ml vkneh ls iwNs fd og D;k pkgrk gSA

       eqofDdy gkFk tksM+dj dk¡irk gqvk cksyk]^^ ljdkj bZ dou balkQ gks fd nke nhu vjchu vjch ?kksM+s ds ij ik;u lkj xngkA ;g lqudj tfLVl lVqvVZ gal iM+s vkSj feLVj ulhe ds vkus rd ds eqYroh dj fn;kA

vkSjaxtsc dks laxhr ls fp<+ FkhA ,d ckj tc ckn”kkg dgah tk jgk FkkA rc dqN yksx ,d tuktk ysdj egy ds lkeus ls ekre djrs gq, fudys mlus iwNk vjs HkkbZ ;g fdldk tuktk gSA ekre djus okyksa us dgk]^^ tgk¡ iukg laxhr dk ckn”kkg mudh rkM+ x;k fd ;g mls fn[kkus ds fy;s gSA cksyk Bhd gS bls bruk xgjk nQuk nks fd fQj dHkh u mHkj ldsA

yaxM+s rSewj us Hkkjr ij p<+kbZ dj lkjh fnYyh dks iwjh rjg ywV fy;k FkkA mu fnuksa Hkkjr laxhr ds fy;s izfl} FkkA ,d fnu rSewj us Hkkjr ds fdlh vPNs xoS;k ls feyus dh bPNk izxV dhA fnYyh dk ,d izfl} va/kk xoS;k rSewj ds ikl yk;k x;kA rSewj us ml xoS;k ls iwNk ,s va/ks rsjk uke D;k gSA mlus mÙkj fn;k tgk¡iukg esjk uke nkSyr gSA

       rSewj us O;X; djrs gq, dgk]^^ rks D;k nkSyr va/kh gksrh gSA ml va/ks xoS;s us mÙkj fn;k tgk¡iukg nkSyr va/kh u gksrh rks og yaxM+s ds ikl Hkyk dSls tkrhA

“kkgtgk¡ dk f[kpM+h [kkus dk cgqr “kkSd FkkA bZjku dk ,yph fnYyh vk;kA “kkgtgk¡ us mls “kkgh nkor dk fueU=.k fn;k rFkk “kkgh ckcfpZ;ksa dks gqDe fn;k fd eqxkZ ,slk ids fd bZjkuh esgeku Hkh eku tk;sA bruk ytht eqxkZ cuk;k x;k fd esgeku gfÏ;k¡ Hkh dqrjus yxsaA “kkgtgk¡ eqLdjk;k vkSj mlus rh[kk O;X; fd;kA ,yph th fQj dqÙks D;k [kk;sxsA

       ,yph Hkh de /kwrZ u FkkA ckr rg ikrs gh cksy iM+k f[kpM+hA

eqgEEn “kkg jaxhys ds tekus esa njckjh gkftj tcko HkkaM+ djsyk fnYyh esa gh FkkA tc ukfnj”kkg us fnYyh Qrg dj yhA rc ,d fnu yky fdys esa egfQy tehA ukfnj”kkg us ,d vyosyh glhu rok;Q dks ns[kdj dgk]^^ vxj fgaUn dh bl vkSjr dh “kknh fdlh foyk;rh enZ ls dj nh tk;sA rc cPpk dSlk gksxkA

       djsyk rRdky gh vnc ls cksyk gqtwj ukfnj gksxk tckc QM+drk gqvk jgk D;ksafd ukfnj dk vFkZ Js"B Hkh gksrk gSA

usg: th ,d ckj thi ls xqtjkr ds ,d xk¡o ds nkSjs ij FksA muds lkFk yky cgknqj “kkL=h th Hkh FksA jkLrs esa thi ,d isM+ ls VdjkbZA usg: th mNy dj ckgj vk fxjsA muds Åij yky cgknqj “kkL=h th vk fxjsA nksuksa usrkvksa dks pksV rks fo”ks"k ugh yxhA ij ,sDlhMsaV dh v[kokjksa esa [kwc ppkZ jghA tc ykSV dj usg: th fnYyh vk;s rks mudks fjlho djus vU; efU=;ksa ds lkFk rRdkyhu Lojk"Vª ea=h iafMr xksfoUn cYyHk iar th Hkh gokbZ vM~Ms igq¡psA os Hkkjh Hkjde Mhy MkSy ds FksA vkSipkfjdrkoa”k tc iar th us usg: th ls iwNk vkidks vf/kd pksV rsk ugh vkbZA

       usg: us pqVdh yh ugh dqN [kkl ughA ysfdu vxj vki thi esa gksrs rks fuf”pr gh ckr xaHkhj gks tkrhA og rks gYds QqYds yky cgknqj “kkL=h th eq> ij fxjs FksA blfy;s cp x;kA ;g lqu lHkh BBkdj g¡l iM+sA